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CaptainJackGant:
He be an administrator, Beth?
CaptainJackGant: :: you could
almost see smoke coming out of his ears and the gears
grinding, a smug grin on his face::
Elizabethmikel: I dunno exactly I just know he has an
important job tis not for me a mere woman to know
exactly what he does
CaptainJackGant: Aye, so ye said ::
strokes the braid of his beard:: well just in case,
we'll be makin that 50 gold and a case of Falarian wine
Aeredhel Ordred: ::blinks:: Aim high Jack, that's right, aim
high ::grins::
Elizabethmikel: oh,,Sir he will have a cornary
CaptainJackGant: Nae of I care what
kinda pet birds he be havin, he'll pay it or ye'll be
livin here permanent like, savvy?
Winnie Donkraff: What's a
coronary?
Aeredhel Ordred:
There was a slave trader passing near
the isle last night...you know...just in case he has a
coronary...
CaptainJackGant: Coronary, ye know
them little yellow birds
Elizabethmikel: mama says that's when the heart stops beating
and a person goes to the city of dust
CaptainJackGant: Yer mama sure be
havin some funny ideas lass
Winnie Donkraff: Oh ok. Well,
those can be helped with more fiber.
Aeredhel Ordred:
::chuckles::
Winnie Donkraff: (just could NOT
pass that one up)
Elizabethmikel:
(roflmao)
CaptainJackGant: a coronary be them
birds, I am tellin ye and yer mama also said there nae
be such a thing as pirates too, aye?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avarisse: :::UP pooped her pretty golden head at the
echo of that snorting, green eyes snapping up and
towards the dark towering outline of her Master as his
arrow found its mark :;
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(During the Tug of War at the
Schendi Festival)
Elyas M Dashiva:
::the cover was removed from the pit and there
was no mud, it was a pit filled with meade and hiney::
JaralynnaST: He
will be here i hope
Trust Covington: ::Then grabs
the rope::
Conn Rhys Monroe: ::heads
to the tug of war area:: Tal everyone
Jewel Bane Ravyn:
Is that a mud
Elyas M Dashiva: honey*
India D Hunter: Tal Conner!
Trust Covington: hiney? WOO
HOO )
OnlineHost:
Penelope DVallis rolled 2 22-sided dice: 22 18
Trust Covington: "ohhh she
can pull" ::watching Pen::
Elyas M Dashiva: Team five 3 Team six 6
Jewel Bane Ravyn: Ohhh...
she is good.. ::pointing to Penelope::
Garaint Italus:
Kings, that is one hell ofa strong woman.
Khouri Zain:
::Motions to Penelope with the stick.:: Oh, that lady is strong.
R kamya K: wow...
~note to self.. don't piss off Penny, she's apt to be killer with a whip!~
Elyas M Dashiva: Re-roll Pen 2d20
OnlineHost: Penelope DVallis rolled
2 20-sided dice: 13 11
Trust Covington: "ohhh she
was taking the roids.. " :Whispers::
G topaz C: ::lol::
AuroraST x: ::lmao Trust::
Penelope DVallis: *oops sorry guys*
Cpt Jack Rackham: jfds
India D Hunter: *dies*
Lukas Falconaire: ::LMGDFAO::
Amaris Najma: lol>
Alcander Carden: "ah.
explains the small chest and deep voice."
Janas DeWitt:
lol)
Cpt Jack Rackham: LMFAO
Conn Rhys Monroe: ::lol::
Natalia Kringoff: lol
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Nica
Delavy: ::she firely red head had her curls pulled back
in a long braid as she moves to find a seat ::
Swamp Roten: "No, but there are many more, and I fear
that they will be wanting to win. We must be ready for
that"
Nica Delavy: ::heck Kory did kill one of the fugly bastard
that is why it now three ::
Shank RoTen: We are ready
bro.... have killed a few myself.. and had them planning
to try and attack the city to get at me..
Nica Delavy: well i do not alwasy stay in my kitchens
AramMGhiles: ::He nodded softly as he heard Swamp, looking
back to him and a dangerous gleam to his eye, patting
the hilts of his swords gently:: Done more than my fair
share against them . . . fought off Zarendargar more
times than I care to
Nica Delavy: ::she smiles to everyone and nods as she
smooches her lovely Sari as she sat ::
AramMGhiles: admit . . . and still to this day, a Fallen
Brother claims that one for his kill.
Shank RoTen: ::DAMMMM Nica is
kissing all over herself::
Nica Delavy: lol Swats stop that
Nica Delavy: :;smoothes ::
Talie Fortuna: [ send that one to...
miss you Jewel ]
Shank RoTen:
::she was smooching her sari.. hmmmmm ::
Nica Delavy: ::haha jewel took time off nan nan ::
AramMGhiles: ((Could always send it to Ebe . . .))
Talie Fortuna: [ woohoo! will do ]
Shank RoTen:
::other papers woman lol::
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Pierce S Decline:
::he looked out the window
noticing the rain had calmed and slowly lifted to his
feet offering his arm to Marte:: Shall we go check in
the dicks beautiful?
Elspeth Brighde: ::as kaibar moved
towards the fire she watched him::
India D Hunter:
*she waves cheerfully over her guard's
shoulder on the way out into the rain*
AuroraST x: ::grins:: I'm
not allowed to look though
Justin Blood: DICKS??)
Marte Monroe: ::: blinks:::
Marte Monroe: OMG.. LOL
Sakari Justice: - dies ...
dicks??? roflmao -
AuroraST x: (LOL)
Justin Blood: Yall aint mated yet right??
R kamya K: *umm...we know what someone has on his mind*
Jessenia Dyrr:
(snags that for the
paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pierce S Decline:
::hahaha ohh great::
XIx Saja xIX: check em in good!
)
Justin Blood:
So no checking no ones dicks out.
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Marte Monroe: :: hearing the introduction she would turn back - the arm
smile lifting and she nodded gently to him::: Tal Sir... and well met!
Conn Rhys Monroe: ::Marte has
smiling arms? Wow.. neat trick::
Pycim Non: ::she packed them all
up, Imani in a basket carried by keya today...akina had the day off::
Marte Monroe: (:: cracks up:: shush YOU)
Marte Monroe: (meant 'warm!)
Orrin Christof: ::retaking his seat::
Conn Rhys Monroe: :suure::
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Khouri Zain: Sounds like you have lived
and interesting life, Sir.
K Daelyn Ehren: ::still speaking quietly to Khouri::
Thank you for the veil pins.
Core the Hunter: well when you've traveled as much as I
have......
Jahara Garet: ::She looks to the one speaking about
the Kur wars.::
CaptainJackGant: Ye ever do any sailin'?
Khouri Zain: ::Smiles to her.: You are quite welcome,
and the intent in the note is true. Any help you need, do not hesitate.
Core the Hunter: I have a shit
Core the Hunter: ship*
CaptainJackGant: Do tell :: just dies::
Core the Hunter: called blue moon
Jahara Garet: ::Points to the trees incase he needed
to::
Jahara Garet: lmao)
K Daelyn Ehren: ::ty for sharing, tmi::
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Khouri Zain: Tal Marlo! ::Looks over
the table.:: I hope we have enough. ::She makes the mistake of thinking she
would check on the meats, and Babbo shook a huge meat for at her, causing
her to run backwards, laughing.::
Khouri Zain: fork*
Marlo Kerr: Katrina will be around with Chali as
soon as she wakes. ::Seeing LJ she walked over to say hello to him then
looked at the two women:: What is the occasion?
Khouri Zain: ::Looks to Indy, then back and shrugs.::
We are all friends?
Khouri Zain: That is an occasion, right?
India D Hunter: *dies!!! he shook his meat at her?*
India D Hunter: oh the occasion is.....
Khouri Zain: ::dang, and I thought you would miss
that.::
India D Hunter: *she taps her chin with her finger*
India D Hunter: the occasion is... it didn't rain
all day!
India D Hunter: anytime your
ready... *she indicates Otis and Babbo* those two are in charge of
the grilling...
Marlo Kerr: Thaiden, Indy here is a builder as
well.
Khouri Zain: ::She leans a bit to the man.:: See that
big red-headed man? That is Babbo, and dinner is ready when he says it is
ready. Could I interest you in a nice glass of kalana while you wait?
India D Hunter: after seeing what Babbo waved at
Khouri, I'm rather afraid to go near the man
Khouri Zain: ::cracks up!::
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Sakari Justice: (aww happy belated
b-day)
AuroraST x: (lol but you get 4 of them a year for Olaf)
Olaf Thorenston: :: looks in the pouch::
Arianna Z Ehren: ~happy Belated B0-day hun~
Olaf Thorenston: (true)
Arianna Z Ehren: er...OMG ..B-day
India D Hunter: [BO? happy body odor?]
Arianna Z Ehren: ~dies~
Daynger Tehrror: (lol )
AuroraST x: ::LOLOL::
Bella Marvolo: :blink blink croak.:
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Conn Rhys Monroe: What do you need
Brother? ::standing::
Conn Rhys Monroe: We seem to trade that duty. ::grinds::
Kitty S Vance: But only one Caste
Lukas Falconaire: ::He walks to Conner:: Well .. I would
like to ask you to be our Se'Sword
Conn Rhys Monroe: grinds? how about grins*
Conn Rhys Monroe: ::blinks::
Lukas Falconaire: ::LMAO .. Not sending that blooper to
Aurora::
Bella Marvolo: OoOoO :She grinned
and sent in the blooper:
Conn Rhys Monroe: Of course. I would be honored
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India D Hunter: *she picks up a napkin
and wipes her fece*
Camelia Black: ty
Lukas Falconaire: wb
Bella Marvolo: :She listened to
everyone. Wringing out her hair.:
Jessenia Dyrr: face*****
Lukas Falconaire: Nae, that's just India
R kamya K: ~She blinked and peeked up
as the voice sounded familure... and it new her. She hesitated a moment
before responding~ Greetings... Mistress
Jessenia Dyrr: ::Cuz, fece is toooo close to
feces!:::
Justin Blood: Ok lovey I will eat ya want me to
Lukas Falconaire: (LOL)
Justin Blood: ***************I will eat IF ya
India D Hunter: *she is wearing one of those floppy
hats by the way... and it's a wee bit on the droopy side*
R kamya K: *dies*
Camelia Black: :: mun snorts out tea thanks TMI::
CaptainJackGant: Did ye put some salve on it?
Daniella Skylar: since was a bit soaked from the rain
CaptainJackGant: Ahh good, she'll be
good company fer ye both, during the storm
CaptainJackGant: :: opps completely
misread that, lol::
CaptainJackGant:
Ayer, I
showed her
Winnie Donkraff: Wasn't wearing those fancy gloves. Oh good.
We also have some sturdy britches and tunics for us
women. We can put the old robes on the slaves and
boots.
Winnie Donkraff: Not yet Jack.
CaptainJackGant: :: gives up lol, Cerb, call the typo fleas off!::
CaptainJackGant: Well put some on
it, be Trevian
slave, will make it heal faster
Cerberus sleen: *buhaha! I trained
them well!
CaptainJackGant:
slave
:: oh for God sake, lol::
CaptainJackGant: :: dies::
CaptainJackGant: salve!
CaptainJackGant: :: honest I did
gradiate
high school!::
Winnie Donkraff: Jack, I not be using up important salve on
meself for a little cut. ::stands, setting the bowl
down and goes to join them at the table::
CaptainJackGant: Winnie ye need to the sea air, ye will be gettin an
infection
Cerberus sleen: **LOL were they
still trying to teach you to spell chiseling words out
of rock when you were in school Jacky mun? ~teases and
ducks~
CaptainJackGant:
or let Cerb lick it, they be good fer healin
too
Winnie Donkraff: When I wash it again, before bed, I will add a
bit. Now stop worrying and tell me what else we need to
get ready.
CaptainJackGant: :: dies, was hard to
concentrate with them dinosaurs roaring outside of
school yanno::
RyanBlcKHrt:
**just grins at Raisin**
Rencor Hawk: ::nods once::
RyanBlcKHrt: err Raidin....
Raidin BlackHawk: :: then stands, as
he becomes a shivelled grape::
Rencor Hawk: Thank you
RyanBlcKHrt: [[damn them keys too
close for me fingers]]
Wyldgriffon: : chuckles and moves to offer a shoulder and
arm to the raisin::
MastincaIa:
:: she walks along the dicks wondering why
she decided to come here::
Tazoshlma: hmtheres one for jewel
MastincaIa: =-O
MastincaIa:
docks!!
Rencor Hawk: ::watches Mastincala walking along the dicks and
wonders how she knew those men were really dicks::
Rencor Hawk: ::motions
her to come away from that poorer crowd to join the
others::
Emma Blackhawk:
and if you are a amart man you will listen to it
Thomas Whome:
::grins:: can't wait to get back on Big fella
AZHRARN ASHT0N: ::groans::nor
he to have you there
Thomas Whome: (actually I am more of
a K-mart man than a A mart man..lol)
AZHRARN ASHT0N: ((boooooooooooooooo))\
Emma Blackhawk: :-P
Emma Blackhawk: SMART!!!
Emma Blackhawk:
Smart ass
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