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Jase Falconaire: and this im pis my slave tiva
Jase Falconaire:
I was talkin 'bout you Rora ::grins::
AuroraST x:
Oh!  ::laughs::
Jase Falconaire:
but i intend it to be a long courtship when she gets around to it
Jase Falconaire:
imp is*

Lukas Falconaire: Them and the river eel that keep disappearing
Merrick Varesh:
you don't have proof of that Lukas!
Lukas Falconaire:
::He laughed:: Yer right, I don't
Merrick Varesh:
I stood there a WHOLE night keepin watch!
Lukas Falconaire:
That was simply an educated guess
Merrick Varesh:
::with his pole in the water::
Lukas Falconaire:
::LMAO::
Conn Rhys Monroe:
::just shaking his head::
Merrick Varesh:
::erm...FISHING pole!::
AuroraST x:
::dies dies dies::

Azusenna: He would be my champion and protector, If ever I needed him to call
Azusenna: I told my brother..
Azusenna: ::She lifted those pussy red eyes to him then lowered them quickly::
Azusenna: ack!!!
Azusenna: *PUFFY
Shank RoTen: ::takes the bowl and waved the girl on.. he was not mad at her but his temper was tenuous right now::
Shank RoTen:
(lmao pussy eyes... and just where have you been?)
Ix dianna xI:
::: dianna of course releases the bowl and lifts to move away as her mun howls with laughter::

AntiIles Aquinas: ::smirked::I am the one that is all wet, diving into the thassa as we cocked, all the others walked to the docks
Dracontias: Repairs will be complete by mornin'...I have My others off shore and we'll to 'er back home
Conn Rhys Monroe:
::cocked?::
Isabeau Saintus:
::lol::
AntiIles Aquinas:
huh
CAPTAIN PAEN: ::smirks.. Jewel::
Elspeth Brighde:
You will get a good price on the repairs.
Conn Rhys Monroe: ::I just KNEW somebody was going to screw that one up::

India D Hunter: *Omer comes running in with the news of the race*   Drac 92 Paen 55 Drew 54 Antilles 111 Conner 144
Makayla Monroe: just here for the races?
India D Hunter: *then the man runs back to the dicks*
India D Hunter: *docks*
LoneShadWolf: ::DICKS::

Bosk of KoRoBa: ::there were two men to each Women as the Sargeant and the other two out in the darkness held a higilant watch for there seemed to be too much amiss with these two to believe their storay as it was evident their LT did not either::
PG Ayla:
what is the meaning of this::she grunted and squirmed:;
Bosk of KoRoBa:
vigilant watch++
X Crimson Tyde x:
(what is a higilant watch??? ::looks all confused::))
PG Ayla:
(lol)
X Crimson Tyde x:
Gwyn!!!!

Lukas Falconaire: Ahh .. ::He set his plate aside, and stroked his fingers through the girl's hair as she enjoyed his wine and the company::
Makayla Monroe:
::went back to her lounger to enjoy the sweet sticky treat::
Jessenia Dyrr: I did buy two ships.... a long time ago, but I had given them to Elyas...  they were to come back to me should anything happen to him..but I haven't heard word yet.
Dodger D Cage: If you want to rent my ships, heck I have ships to rent. If that is what your asking: The answer said , not sure it was the right one, but answerd , smiled to Jess::
Marte Monroe: ::: setting her goblet back down now she smiled watching Mikey toast that delicacy just right:::
Conn Rhys Monroe:
::the slave was enjoying his wine? drunken slave soon! Get the tables out. Table dances for all::

Conn Rhys Monroe: ::he steps in and snaps a fast pair of punches to Jases sides::
OnlineHost:
Conn Rhys Monroe rolled 2 23-sided dice:  11 15
Lukas Falconaire: Well struck ZBro
Lukas Falconaire:
And nice return
India D Hunter:
Round 12 -  Jase 10 - Conner 12
Lukas Falconaire:
::ZBro .. A new Gorean animal::
Conn Rhys Monroe:
::feels at least one tap him as he defended::
Jase Falconaire:
::blocks one but gets tagged by the other fist .. a grunt is heard::
Jases tiva:
::lol::

Khouri Zain: ::Shoots Marcus another glare.:: I promise you warrior, I will get evening. ::Turning back to Zack, she smiles.:: Oh, I know this. The wine will not be put on your ship, until the remainder of the coin is paid. ::Shrugs:: It is the way of business.

Khils petals: ::drawing a mug to her she added o single cup of sugar and then filled it wilth fresh blackwine::
Gwyneth Trevane: <lol hopes that was a spoonful instead of a cup
Khils petals: ::petals stirred the mixture and added a touch of cream::
Khils petals: <ackkk yes cude ::
SeverusRed: Trust a pie maker to note the difference betweena spoonful and a cup.
Khils petals:
CUBE

R  kamya  K: ~Within the kitchen a wash of hands before she gathered a couple small platess and two goblets.  Big, chocolate ship cookies placed upon the plate before taking the goblets to the cold room.  Chilled bosk milk filled the vessels ~
Char Talbot: Tal   *quietly*
Marcus Drethren: I trust all is well? ::he asked looking towards the women realizing that the room was mostly women,,lifting to his feet:: ehh perhaps I should go ::he grinned::
Meira Shayne:
Tal Sir, well met.
India D Hunter: of course it is...  life is grand, Sir
Makayla Monroe: be afraid Marcus.. be very afraid  ::she teased:::
QuinnRiordan: :with the onset of evening, he had given Roth the night off, the two parting company before he entered the inn. a practice now, to come here, and spend time listening to others converse. door shut in his wake, he made his way
R  kamya  K: ~Balancing the plates and goblets within her grasp, she headed back out to the main room.  Crossing the tems with long fluid strides that brought her to lower before Char and Miera.~
Meira Shayne: ~Mmm, chocolate ship cookies.. nice.~
Char Talbot: *her eyes brighten*   oh yummy
R  kamya  K: ~chip chip chip!!!~

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More Bloopers

Shayna Morghan: ::Satisfied that all those in the room were greeted, she looked to jalia.:: greetings girl
Truser HreidarX: :: he looked at the herlit:; he is a pain in my ass
Truser HreidarX:
:: he chuckled::
Truser HreidarX:
oh maya?
Byir Rilvor:
i like him
T jalia H:
:: she lifted to her feet then moved across the floor kneeling before the Mistress.::: yes Mistress
Maya M Thorian:
::lifts her chin and looks in her eyes.. then speaks quietly to her::
Truser HreidarX: Byir you like everything
T jalia H:
:: her eyes lifted  though they didnt meet the Mistresses.:::
Maya M Thorian:
Do you understand?
Byir Rilvor: dun like chit
Truser HreidarX:
could feel me
Truser HreidarX:
fool*
Truser HreidarX:
:: dies::
Shayna Morghan:
(( ::blinks thinking of Byir "feeling" Trus::  ))
Byir Rilvor: illl pass on feeling you
T jalia H:
yes Mistress.:: she lifted slid back and did as she weas told.::
Truser HreidarX:
((kicks shay ))
Rusty SunStriker:
he lifts his head and stares at the humans inside
Maya M Thorian:
::lifts and brings her goblet over so she can sit between Truser and Byir::
Shayna Morghan: (( ouuuuuccccchhhhh ...I'm telling ))
Truser HreidarX: ((  go ahead :: grins: ))

12/03/2008